My brother is insufferable.
Which brother, you may ask?
Well, I have three brothers. I have a half-sister as well, but she lives with her mother and my parents refuse to talk about her; I believe she's over in Crickhollow, just the other side of the Brandywine Bridge. As to my brothers, two of them have settled in Hobbiton-Bywater - one on one side, nearer the Hill (not the same one that is our namesake, despite the presence of the Appledores thereupon), and one on the other.




