Rofda

Requirements For A Husband
By Blída Bóurrul, Age 19

Must Be Handsome.
Must Be Well Read in Books, or play an Instrument, or Write Poetry. (← Better he do them All)
Must have a peacetime Craft, and be serious about it.
Must have a nice Beard.
Must Hold Good Conversation: Interesting, Learned, and Funny.
Must Be Kind to everyone.
Must have a Good Heart.

Maddoct to my dear Liffey,

I was confused, and almost frightened, by the letter from Seimurr. But alas! It was not addressed to me; I was only to be the one to deliver it to another. And deliver it I did, to the other Dwarf’s delight (and mine, too). Thank you for sending it. The rest of the party is still well, it seems.