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Beware the Fools

Submitted by Eordion on March 15th, 2018


Kings and queens, behold
Odd men have been spotted
Over these roads they have trotted
Legends of their idiocy have been fortold

Ugly and stupid they are
Often found with booze at a bar
Yelling and burping to be heard from afar

Each one weirder than the other
Daring you to kiss their mother
All over Bree are these tools
Men best beware of such fools

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