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Bank Robbery!



*notes jotted down at the top of the page*

Moria, Lorien, River, Rohan, big hill, Dark cave Gondor!

 

So, After my trip up in snow land, It wasn’t very eventful after my friends left. I saw some crazy wolf people, no Wyverns which I was hoping to get a glimpse of. and I didn’t run into my friends. I did get back to bree and saw I had a letter from Kyne.. But after what happened tonight That’ll have to wait!

 

I was doing my normal saddlebag sifting, when I just bagged a pretty nice looking dagger a man walked up, He had a hood on, and armory, two swords, kinda scary to be honest. I wasn’t expecting that.. normally nobody pays any attention to me.. Anyway so I thinking maybe this is his horse...  started patting it and telling him it was nice.. He didn’t seem mad… so I thought, maybe it isn’t his… So I told him it was for sale.. Then he called me an Idiot, and removed his hood briefly, It was Thorokor! He was making his voice sound like someone else. That Jerk!

 

I asked him if he’d seen Cirdu, because I had a message for that jerk as well! He said he was in Jail in Gondor. I have no idea where that is… but I did jot some directions down, that Thorokor gave me, I hope I got all of them. I’ll probably set out to there in a day or two.. Probably a good idea  anyway, considering tonights events. Hopefully I wont get lost. Maybe I can find a map from someone in town, before I go.

 

I’m kinda avoiding what happened! Not intentionally... just… getting sidetracked.. Cirdu tends..to fuck him! Grrr… I can’t believe he ditched me out there in elf forest land… never said a word, or even wrote me a letter, nothing! Just completely left. At least all he got was a kiss outa me! haha… well, I just… He shouldn’t of just left me in the middle of no where! I guess I should just leave it, and not even confront him… but.. I can’t I wanna know why! Anyway I’ll be going to Gondor.. you know I think I was born there. Kinda funnny. I didn’t grow up there though. After I was born my father moved to Bree with me… Oh god let me get back on topic.

 

So, I told Thorokor how I just got back from the snowy place all by myself, and about the wyverns I was hoping to get a glimpse at. Then he asked if I wanted to rob the bank.. I thought he was completely joking… but… he wasn’t!! I mean he was… because when started taking him serious he said oh I’m joking, then  I was like oh dangit  I was hoping for an adventure… then he changed his mind! You know, I never expected Thorokor to be the thievery type… who knew! So, I changed into my Gardening outfit.. which he said was terrible because I look totally suspicious now.  Whateverrrr! I didn’t want to be recognized!

 

I went around back and he went in through the front. I guess that made more sense... since I looked way more suspicious. In my opinion he didn't look that innocent either! I knocked the guards out and waited to see Thorokor before I started to sneak behind the clerks.

I snuck behind the clerks… taking my mace when he nodded at me I took my mace and hit the Women first then the guy clerk. I didn't do it too hard... just tried to do it hard enough to knock them out. I guess that is still pretty hard... but I didn't want to kill them. Before we left the women clerk started shifting around. After I knocked them out, I hesitated and looked to Thorokor for what to do next, he pointed to the bags, and I felt pretty stupid... Oh well it was my first bank robbery ever! I'll have to write to Dudon and tell him about it.

I didn't even notice how he got over to me, I guess he just jumped the little barrier. Anyway, We made our way out with four bags of coin! It was great, I went to the stabled right by the bank and loaded a horse up with the saddlebags. Which later, I took back to the house. It was so exciting and so much fun!! He didn't think the same, oh well. I wonder what fun things I can get Thorokor to do. Robbing a bank was his idea! Haha! Hmm.. something to think about I suppose on my trip to Gondor.

 

You know.. I should really stop staying here.. Since Cirdu is a jerk, and it’s his house... I guess I’ll start camping outside of town again. Roach will keep me company. Even though he’s getting old… I wonder… I think I might take him with me on my trip this time.. To Gondor… He might remember the way there! He did live there for a his younger life.



I wonder if I should try to find a guide… or if I should just go on my own… I did make it through Moria on my own, and around snowly land. You know, I think I’ll be okay to make it  on my own. I think I’ll just see if I can get my hand on a map before I leave town. I guess I’ll count this coin up, and leave a portion for Thorokor, then take some for my trip.  Four bags, Would be about four hundred! I bet, Maybe! time to count!

 

Thinking about it… I left my backpack behind the Pony.. Hopefully it’s still there I’ll have to go look after I count this.. I didn’t have anything tooo valuable in there. HA! Nothing that this heist can’t pay for at least!