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Small Detour... kinda



Well, I’m sitting at the gates of Moira today..and I go and get  my mail from the nearest camp. I got a letter from Magpie! So, as I was sitting there… Cirdu no where in sight… I decided to head back all the way to Bree… even though I’d just got there! It’s alright though, Butters, my ram, is trooper! He can go up mountains like its nothing! I left him at the forsaken Inn and got a steed to bree when I got there. I really wanted to take Magpie gardening!

 

I go to town, and thought where would I find mister Magpie, Ah-ha! the one place he’s banned from of course! I wonder if that is still in effect… They should really focus on you know… the actual psychos of the town then banning him from the Pony! like that guy the other day on the roof tops! Haha Man, the town watch needs to step up their game!

 

So I hurried my way to the pony, and walked in, and sure enough! There’s my friend! right there at the bar. He was talking with some man he calls Pig-man, and the pig-man calls himself Hog. Haha. I kinda kidnapped Magpie from him… but it mighta been good timing, the fellow had his fist in his face for punching his injured his arm. I wonder if I wasn’t there if he would’ve gotten socked. I guess I’ll never know! Ha!

 

I took him on my steed to the farmsteads. annnd of course Magpie’s paws wandered somewhere they shouldn’t! Ha! I think it’s funny, I gave him a jab with my elbow, and laughed. We ran to the farmstead, where we then ran all the way to the particular garden I’d already found tilling the night before. As we got closer I tip toe’d and peeked through the window, I didn’t see anyone so we went inside.

 

I quickly fiddled with the lock and told Magpie to have a look! There was a hat that was perfect for him! I think he looked quite handsome in it! I mean… he looks handsome without it too… but hey! I got my clothes from Gardening! Anyway it was fun! He liked the hat as well! Then we did a little victory dance, it was sooo funny, he put his arms on me like it was going to be a romantic dance, HAhahah Then it turned into a silly one! It was so fun! Then he picked me up! So I wrapped my legs around him and gave him a hug, told him I was gonna miss him when I was gone. And I will! He’s so much fun! There needs to be more people around like him. I’m kinda skipping around what happened next! Ha! I got a goodbye kiss!  It was fun I was tempted to return it and one up him on it… but I didn’t … though I wanted to. Damnit! I totally should’ve!

 

Now now lets compare! Ooh man if they read my Journal, I’d die… I’d so die!!  I need to keep this close to me. If Thorokor got his hands on this again I’d never hear the end of it!! Now my first kiss was with Cirdu… but I kinda froze up… and I didn’t know what to do… I’d never been in that situation but that wasn’t his fault! But… I did get a lot more then just  kiss from Cirdu… Well… okay, Not just.. well fuck man Now I’m making it seem like way more then it was I just got.. different types of kisses I suppose?... but I’ve known him much longer! annnd he’s a good friend.  I’ve only just met Martie! but he’s so much fun!! Haha, but both of them are good kissers! Haha oh man look at me comparing guys kisses…. Well I don’t call myself a kitten for nothing!! Hahaha!So my final verdict! Martie’s was a lot more fun… but Cirdu’s were a lot.. more passionate and romantic.


I’m sitting back out here at Moria, man am I tried. A lot of traveling the past day. Gotta admit… I’m not thrilled about asking Cirdu about everything I found out from Thorokor. I’ll probably be a bit disappointed… but I suppose I’ll be able to sulk alone and not have to bother anyone with my little heartache in Moria. Maybe I shouldn’t ask… until after I complete my challenge.. but .. if … well… I might just lose my shoes doing it and it’ll all not matter.. Nope I gotta know before I lose my shoes. so I can ask why!