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Patrick

Entry 15. For Patrick Berry And Where The Maggots May Take Him

What kind of Adventure is this?: 
Diary

Father died two days ago. He died in his sleep and the cause was not difficult to determine. During the past few moons his eyes and skin had grown yellow and his body was swollen. It was the Yellow Death, common among those who drink with abundance.

As his friends are drunkards and I myself have no friends I had to actually hire men to carry his coffin to the local cemetery. An unfortunate cost. I was the only person to honor his passing with my presence... Likely because I did not bother to invite anyone else.

Page 4. Calculations

What kind of Adventure is this?: 
Diary

Dear tome of unfulfilled dreams,

 

Father has not died yet. How unfortunate.

To pass hours I have calculated few matters related to his future death.

At least two men will be required to carry his coffin when he finally decides to kick the bucket. However four would be an optimal quantity. This means I will need to make one to three more friends... What a chore. 

Page 3. A Better List

What kind of Adventure is this?: 
Diary

 

Dear tome with pages,

 

To pass the lone eve I have listed some ways I imagine father could die:

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