The Solution to All of Life's Problems!

Come one and all to Prancing Pony this evening in order to receive the Solution to All of Life's Problems! Frimsi has it on good authority that this evening at 6 PM server time, the Prancing Pony will be visited by such esteemed guests that could provide the solution to all of life's problems. All for a fair price too! So come and stop by the Prancing Pony at 6 PM server time today! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to get all of your life problems definitively resolved. And these esteemed guests will never visit Middle-Earth again. So don't miss your chance!