"What happened to your leg?"
"...I broke it."
"You broke it, or someone else broke it for you?"
"That's an odd question."
"Perhaps, but what's the answer?"
"...neither, I guess. It was an accident."
"Broken legs aren't too hard to set. Didn't anyone take proper care of it?"
"Do you want me to change your bed linens while I'm in here?"
"No."
"You know, you don't have to speak to me just because I'm in the same room."
"I don't mind speaking to you."
