Dear Diary,
Hmm there's no way of writing in this thing that doesn't make me sound like a dreamy tween. I'll have to work on that.
I bumped into that hobbit again, name of Ifo. It seems we have a friend in common, that Norgi gets about a bit. I met him at the post box, where he was posting a present to me, which was a touch awkward.
Still it seems he's a resourceful lad. Like I said he isn't lettered so he got Norgi's squeeze (Ziggy? Zigi?) to write him some labels!
Anyway we shared ourselves a nice tea. He brought bread and jam and I made a nice cup of red tea. I also tried to teach the lad a couple of the basic points of Shire etiquette in case the ladies get the wrong idea. I mean I think he's funny but I'm not sure some of the more staid ladies would have the same view.
Note to self: Try to find a way to make apple and cheese pies taste less bad.
