Mothers

The afternoon sun was high overhead when Dogward finally approached the Woolyfoot family hobbit hole. Far from being the largest of similar holes nearby, this home had long been a bit cramped for the family of eight (Of course, that never bothered Dogward much, since he preferred to spend most of his time outside anyway).

I wish I heeded what my mother said
She told me early always go to bed
She said I had to eat up all my greens
And to keep my hands all washed and clean
Yet I never ever did

She told not to make a lot of noise
And to tidy up my games and toys
And not to leave my clothes upon the floor
She shouted if I loudly banged the door
But alas, I always did