"Hrmm, last night I had this peculiar dream; I met this tiny Hobbit-miss, who, out of nowhere, climbed up to me beard and built a nest there. She, at least I think so, must've stretched a hammock through there. Heh, I hope it was comfy down there.."
Gungur the Dwarf completing his routine guard shift by the gates of Erebor, the Lonely Mountain. "All clear!" he shouts as he hands over the guard to the next Dwarf.