rough day

Well.. This was a low point in my life. It started like every day, wake up, drink, stand around. Went up to a man called Lin..dir..I can't remember, and held a candle over him as a joke. (he was lying across a bench) The fool snatched the candle, and he ate it! It was hysterical! But later I ran into him and his friend, his friend that once spanked me and made off with my coins. They acused me of murder, and then acused me of impersonating a watcher! I mean. I am a murderer, but they don't know that!