Spare me your apologies. I'd rather your sworn word that it won't happen again, and I don't care how harmless you think it would have been. One philosophical conversation is no basis for
That was a bloody foolish thing you did. I hope you don't need me to tell you that.
Your false leg is under the bed, and I've left you some water, though I doubt you'll need it. Would that you lot had been blessed with the gift of hangovers! Mahal knows you could do with a bit of discouraging.