CHAPTER ONE: ON THE APPEARANCE OF DWARVES
How does one separate short men, tall Hobbits, and Dwarves?
In order to identify a Dwarf, one must take a moment to observe the potential Dwarf. First, we confirm the presence of a beard. A Dwarf-beard is very distinguishable, and very distinct: it is likely very long, well-brushed and washed, and some piercing colour or other. A rich brown, a fiery red, a strong black, or a pure white. While of course, this is all affected by age – a topic I shall come onto – the fact remains that a Dwarf’s beard is very much different to a normal beard.
On some occasions, you will notice jewels and baubles in a Dwarf’s beard. These usually come in the form of golden rings and silver shapes hanging from chains: not unlike necklaces.
When identifying a Dwarf, height must be taken into account. In my many meetings with these folk, I have come to the simple comparative solution: Dwarves are taller than Hobbits, but shorter than Men. T.H.S.M.
In most of my encounters, these folk were nearly one-and-one-half of my height. Twice my height, on three such encounters.
Now, once you have made the appropriate judgements, it is safe to approach the potential Dwarf.
In approaching, perhaps the greatest assurance of you having spotted a Dwarf will show itself: these folk rarely enjoy company. If the potential Dwarf approaches you, or is too open to you approaching him, he is an exception to the rule – or, more likely, not a Dwarf.
