Two Sisters

Aure: "The man is married?!"
Aeva: "I didn't know of it, even he didn't know of it!"
Aure: "He didn't know he was married? "
Aeva:"He didn't..I swear."
Aure: "He lies or is half-witted. Neither promises good, Aeva."
Aeva: "He had signed a wrong parchment at the Town Hall.."
Aure: "Is he blind by any chance?"
Aeva: "..No."
Aure: "Ah, just stupid then.. Well has he managed to sign the right document now?"
Aeva: "He will."
Aure:"Why has he not yet? Does he await for assisting forces?"
Aeva: "It's complicated."
Aure: "Aye, signing a document is certainly a very complicated task."
Aeva: "He doesn't want to upset his wife."
Aure: "...."
Aeva: "But...she is fragile... He doesn't want to upset her."
Aure: "I'm starting to like this chap less than that Blince goat's ass Kolten. I didn't know that was even possible.."
Aeva: "Aure, Please don't call him goat's ass...his daughter was murdered just now."
Aure: "...I see. Was he the murderer by any chance?"
Aeva: "No!"
Aure: "Are you certain about that?"
Aeva: "Yes!"
Aure: "So who was it then?"
Aeva: "I do not know."
Aure: "So you do not know it was not Blince then?"
Aeva: "Aure, it was not him and if you suggest such to him I will be forever angry at you."
Aure: "Why would I suggest such to him? I'm known for my politeness and kindness."
Aeva: "...."
Aure: "So the new lad is married then and doesn't want to divorce his already divorced wife because he is afraid to upset her? I assume it's over between you and him then?"
Aeva: "He will divorce her...Soon."
Aure: "I see...and will he manage to sign the right document this time..or will he need some assistance?"
Aeva:"He will sign it."
Aure: "...If he knows where his hands are, what his fingers are doing and what his eyes are looking at. I wonder if he will manage all these very difficult tasks?"
Aeva: "Please, stop."
Aure: "I will...if you leave him."
Aeva: "I will not."
Aure: "Aevalyn, daughter of Aomir, you deserve better than a man who can not even divorce properly, let along keep his wedding wovs."
Aeva: "It's not all he is."
Aure: "I'm sure he has a handsome face, and a pleasant voice with which he tells you that you are beautiful... But it doesn't change the fact that he is yet another goat's ass."
Aeva: "You haven't even met him!"
Aure: "Oh, but I plan to. And I'm not too excited about it. It will most certainly not be a pleasant meeting. I'd appreciate your opinion though...Should I go for his eye or for his nose?"
Aeva: "No, not this again."
Aure: "Someone has to protect your honour....or the nearly nothing that's left of it. Father is not here, so the task befalls on me. Unfortunately."
Aeva: "Me and my honour are doing just fine."
Aure: "You both will be doing a lot better after I've talked with that rat's ass."
Aeva: "You will not talk to him...and what happened to 'goat's ass'?"
Aure: "I downgraded him to rat's ass."
Aeva: "You will not talk to him."
Aure: "I will."
Aeva: "No."
Aure: "Yes."
Aeva: "No, Aure."
Aure: "Yes, Aeva
Aeva: "No."
Aure: "You're giving me a headache again."
Aeva: "I think it's your hangover."
Aure: "No, it's definitely you."