Grab your Axe!

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Lyrics by Dwalia

Grab your axe
Hope it is really sharp
Polish your armour and
Get ready to fight

Grab your hammer
Hope it is heavyweight
Saddle your goat, there are
Goblins in sight
Goblins are in sight

Dwarrows strong
Beards so long
One of us will beat the drum
Axes fly
Goblins cry
How they run when we come

Grab your axe
Hope it is really sharp
Polish your armour and
Get ready to fight
Get ready to fight

Orcses mean
Bloody scene
But it won't be our blood
We will see
Victory
Leave their corpses in the mud

Grab your axe
Count your dead enemies
Then mount your goat and ride
Home to the Halls
Home to Thorin's Hall

Grab your axe
Count your dead enemies
Then mount your goat and ride
Home to the Halls
Home to Thorin's Hall

((sung to "Red Red Wine" by Neil Diamond, covered by UB40))

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