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Song of the Frustrated Goblin



Lyrics by Dwalia ((Two lines borrowed from Lord Creator))

The night is so cold,
And the fire not really warm
I am freezing, out in this storm
This place is so dull
How I want to shut it down
I am longing for Goblin Town

Oh Goblin Town
The place I long to be
I would leave Rath Teraig
And the barricade duty to see
The dungeons and tunnels and friends
Ooh, ooh, ooh

If I was goblin king
I would live there all the time
Closed this Ered Luin outpost down, yeah
Yes if I was the king,
We'd abandoned elven lands
And lived comfy in Goblin Town

Oh Goblin Town
The place I long to be
I would leave Rath Teraig
And the barricade duty to see
The dungeons and tunnels and friends
Ooh, ooh, ooh

If I was goblin king
I would live there all the time
Closed this Ered Luin outpost down, yeah
Yes if I was the king,
We'd abandoned elven lands
And lived comfy in Goblin Town
And lived comfy in Goblin Town
And lived comfy in Goblin Town

((Sung to "Kingston Town" by Lord Creator and later covered by UB40.
Best performed wearing a goblin mask and of course immediately followed by
"Grab your axe" ))