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Fat Mayor Song



He lives a hungry life
He lives a hungry life

When he emerged from the Town Hole collapse
and swatted away the chalk
onlookers bit their laughs and thought,
“That Flourdumpling!

No, not a day for office,
it’s a day for gluttony
‘Cos all his eating is hard work enough
He’s eying your vittles!

All that he wants is another mouthful
All he can gobble
‘Cos all that he wants is another mouthful, yeah
All that he wants is another mouthful
All he can gobble
‘Cos all that he wants is another mouthful, yeah

So if you are in sight and your food smells right,
he's the hunter, you're the fox
Insatiable voice calls out to you:
“Need to replenish!”
‘Tis a fine day to bake
but you can wave it all goodbye
Beware of the pies flashing in his eyes
He’s eying your vittles!

All that he wants is another mouthful
All he can gobble
‘Cos all that he wants is another mouthful, yeah
All that he wants is another mouthful
All he can gobble
‘Cos all that he wants is another mouthful, yeah 

All that he wants is another mouthful
All he can gobble
‘Cos all that he wants is another mouthful, yeah
All that he wants is another mouthful
All he can gobble
Cos all that he wants is another mouthful, yeah

Written to All That She Wants by Ace of Base for the Bullroarers.