"Everybody was Hobbit-Fighting!"

Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)
And those hobbits were fast as lightning
Royzenberry was a little bit frightening
Little Lancogard was igniting
Well we’re scouting Rath Teraig
We leave at the break of day,
Well the Dwarves, they need our help
And the Hobbits will save the day,
The situation’s make or break
Danger’s just around the bend,
Not only do we have to fight
But we have got to win!
Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)
And those hobbits were fast as lightning
Royzenberry was a little bit frightening
And Lancogard was igniting
We are the Periannath
Why is it so hard to see?
Maybe it's just because
You keep on looking for me
The mission's a dangerous one
As if we all don’t know
But sometimes you've got to go
Go on and be your own hero
Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)
And those hobbits were fast as lightning
Royzenberry was a little bit frightening
And Lancogard was igniting
Well we’re scouting Rath Teraig
We leave at the break of day,
Well the Dwarves, they need our help
And the Hobbits will save the day,
The situation’s make or break
Danger’s just around the bend,
Not only do we have to fight
But we have got to win!
Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)
And those hobbits were fast as lightning
Royzenberry was a little bit frightening
And Lancogard was igniting
This song is a "filk", a respectful rewriting of an existing piece which tells a different story from the original.
The source work is from the soundtrack of the animated feature "Kung Fu Panda", performed by CeeLo Green and Jack Black

