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"Everybody was Hobbit-Fighting..."



"Everybody was Hobbit-Fighting!"

 

Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)

And those hobbits were fast as lightning

Royzenberry was a little bit frightening

Little Lancogard was igniting

 

Well we’re scouting Rath Teraig

We leave at the break of day,

Well the Dwarves, they need our help

And the Hobbits will save the day,

The situation’s make or break

Danger’s just around the bend,

Not only do we have to fight

But we have got to win!

 

Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)

And those hobbits were fast as lightning

Royzenberry was a little bit frightening

And Lancogard was igniting

 

We are the Periannath

Why is it so hard to see?

Maybe it's just because

You keep on looking for me

The mission's a dangerous one

As if we all don’t know

But sometimes you've got to go

Go on and be your own hero

 

Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)

And those hobbits were fast as lightning

Royzenberry was a little bit frightening

And Lancogard was igniting

 

Well we’re scouting Rath Teraig

We leave at the break of day,

Well the Dwarves, they need our help

And the Hobbits will save the day,

The situation’s make or break

Danger’s just around the bend,

Not only do we have to fight

But we have got to win!

 

Everybody was Hobbit-fighting (OIE!)

And those hobbits were fast as lightning

Royzenberry was a little bit frightening

And Lancogard was igniting


This song is a "filk", a respectful rewriting of an existing piece which tells a different story from the original.

The source work is from the soundtrack of the animated feature "Kung Fu Panda", performed by CeeLo Green and Jack Black