Can you sleep tonight, Lobelia?
When you worry of the hobbits digging through your cellar walls?
All the mining picks, Lobelia
Neighbours chipping through the earthen ground to reach your inner halls
They are looking for the treasure from old Bilbo’s travels with them grumpy dwarves
Coming closer now, Lobelia
Have they reached the inner pantry where you store the finest food?
And your silver spoons, Lobelia!
Will they pilfer them along with all the wealth you have accrued?
Will those rotten rascals even eat the tender pork ribs you just barbecued?
Time to wake and take a stand tonight
To join the fight, Lobelia
Bring umbrellas, scolds and rolling pins
Go kick their shins, Lobelia
And be sure to wear your meanest frown
That’ll bring them down
Sackville-Bagginses are strong and proud
So scold them loud, Lobelia
Sackville-Bagginses are strong and proud
So scold them loud, Lobelia
But no hobbits there, Lobelia
Instead you see the ruffians from Lotho’s brazen band
With your silver spoons, Lobelia!
While they laugh about the silly hobbits and their treasured land
It is ripe for loot and plunder, since no hobbits here are strong and brave and grand
Time to wake and take a stand tonight
To join the fight, Lobelia
Bring umbrellas, scolds and rolling pins
Go kick their shins, Lobelia
And be sure to wear your meanest frown
That’ll bring them down
Sackville-Bagginses are strong and proud
So scold them loud, Lobelia
Sackville-Bagginses are strong and proud
So scold them loud, Lobelia
