Today I had an encounter with an odd fellow. Though I do not know his name, I know he isn't too fond of my pies, or rather the pies that I brought along (I myself do not know how nor wish to make a pie myself, for I have vowed to only eat them, and eating them is all I will ever do). Anyways, this odd fellow, let's call him "Oddly", he was at the house of this nice girl. Her name is Cirywen, she once dated my boy Eordion, though I wonder if that love will ever spawn a baby. I guess not...
But lets not wander off to far shall we. So Oddly was at the house of Ciry where I was stoppin' by for my weekly delivery of fresh baked pies. Though I do not recall exactly why she asked my to do so, I'm more than happy to bring her pies if she so wishes me to. I for one can fully understand why a sweet girl like Ciry would love some delicious pie. So as I knocked on the door this odd fellow Oddly opens the door and tells me to leave! What a proposterous thing to ask of the man that has come to bring the pie! Right then and there I decided he was and odd fellow, which is why henceforth he shall be known as Oddly, as I already mentioned earlier.
Oddly asked me to leave, and I told him no, for I had pie and I was to deliver it to Cirywen.Suddenly a voice from within the house told me to leave! Who was shouting at me? Not Ciry, for she loves me and was the one that asked me to bring her the pies in the first place. I tried to peek inside, lookin' for the one shouting at me. Right then and there Ciry appeared! She looked happy to see me and told me about a magic pie, being on sale at the small market.
What happend after that I don't quite recall, although I do remember the magic pie was a lie. Oh Ciry how they fooled you in believing there is such a thing as a magic pie. The girl has a lot to learn still. Good thing I'm still around to teach her...
