There's a few things I've learnt, sleepin' in haystacks. Ye'd not think a body could learn much from somthin' so simple, but ye'd be wrong. Here's some o' th' things what I learnt from doin' just such -
- Haystacks are a fine place t' hide, if'n ye ain't wanting t' see or be seen by someone.
- Haystacks make ye taller than all th' other folk - very useful if yer short like meself.
- Haystacks are a good place t' curl up, when the winds are cold an' th' snow's flying.
- Haystacks are also good fer burrowin' in, should it be rainin' out.
- The bigger th' haystack, the better t' see th' stars by. An' that makes them easier t' count - well mostly easier.
Th' most important think I learnt though, is t' always - always - keep yer bloomers on when yer sleeping in a haystack. Else ye might find hay stickin' in strange places when ye waken. (*blushes*)
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